Members threaten to quit Arts Club after Michael Gove given free membership, Telegraph's hypocrisy on Islamophobia exposed, and how the BBC's Chris Morris is "trying" to make colleagues aware that public opinion on Brexit has shifted.
Our diary reveals how Brexit is proving good for Jacob Rees-Mogg's businesses, the bill for Theresa May's charm offensive ahead of the vote on her deal... and why Fiona Bruce is the lady for David Cameron.
Our diary focuses on the TV journalists competing for David Cameron's on screen regrets about Brexit, the ousted Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre's unlikely casting as a sex god and how the former Tory MP James Wharton has got Gavin Williamson out of his trademark navy blue suit.
George Osborne so busy with his nine jobs he neglects paperwork for Northern Powerhouse Partnership, Womad Festival under pressure over Jacob Rees-Mogg connection and the Telegraph hires from TaxPayers' Alliance in this week's MANDRAKE.
Although David Cameron now has a reputation for being cavalier about membership of even the most worthwhile institutions, he's apparently missing White's, the exclusive St James's club that he quit in 2008 when he twigged it didn't admit women.
Paul Dacre's Canaird River Company - backed by EU subsidies - reports record profits, Boris Johnson still refuses to acknowledge his Telegraph salary... and how Andrew Marr could raise his game if he only listened to his wife on Brexit.