Members threaten to quit Arts Club after Michael Gove given free membership, Telegraph's hypocrisy on Islamophobia exposed, and how the BBC's Chris Morris is "trying" to make colleagues aware that public opinion on Brexit has shifted.
Nigel Farage has still to claim expenses for his much-talked-about private jet to Strasbourg, the Brexit evangelist who wrote about the "cloying molasses of Brussels," and who was behind Amber Rudd's defiant stand against Theresa May?
Our diary focuses on the TV journalists competing for David Cameron's on screen regrets about Brexit, the ousted Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre's unlikely casting as a sex god and how the former Tory MP James Wharton has got Gavin Williamson out of his trademark navy blue suit.
David Davis takes it upon himself to try to negotiate a free trade deal in US, Paul Dacre now wants a peerage for services to Brexit, and why Sky's Sophy Ridge no longer sees Andrew Marr as serious competition.
Lord Feldman calls on David Cameron to back Conservative Party Foundation, Alan Miller takes a stab at Arron Banks' accountants BDO and Daily Mail boss Paul Dacre pins his hopes on the New Year's honours.
Paul Dacre's Canaird River Company - backed by EU subsidies - reports record profits, Boris Johnson still refuses to acknowledge his Telegraph salary... and how Andrew Marr could raise his game if he only listened to his wife on Brexit.
Our diary reveals how the BBC had second thoughts about Gina Miller, the three top Labour people blocking any change of policy on Brexit and why has Boris Johnson still not declared his Telegraph salary?