Satire

The Tories have denied responsibility for every scandal and disaster that has blighted their calamitous 14 years in power. So whose fault is it, exactly?

The story of the Post Office scandal has sparked a flurry of activity, so here are some more unresolved scandals that could be turned into TV dramas

Initially, I thought about attempting to predict the new year’s events. Then I realised that in the case of THIS new year, it simply isn’t possible

Don't miss this festive season’s must-watch production...

Having finished third on I’m a Celebrity, Nasty Nigel will no doubt be back on our screens with further cynical attempts to detoxify his public image

What would you buy Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer for Christmas?

Which bittersweet symphonies best sum up Britain’s political parties?

His sudden and unexpected reappearance in Downing Street can mean only one thing: David Cameron IS Doctor Who

Even by recent standards, it’s been quite a week for the Conservatives. Sunak actually grows a pair, Braverman is out (for now), and an old face is back in the cabinet

Cruella Braverman’s proposed new laws will make it illegal to even have mean thoughts about the Conservatives

What might Boris Johnson name his new show? Here are a few ideas...

Glitter made his conference speech interesting. But, why should the Labour leader stop there?

They brought us Brexit, immigrant paranoia and Boris Johnson. Here’s our definitive rundown of 50 people the UK could definitely do without

If the party’s mind-boggling conference is anything to go by, the Conservatives’ flight from reality is complete

Plan your time at the Conservative Party conference with this handy guide...

Here are some more imaginary policies the prime minister could scrap...

Rishi Sunak appears confident that the Conservatives will win the next election. What other bizarre circumstances does the PM envision arising?

The new defence secretary’s extraordinary adaptability means he could have even more roles to play in Sunak’s ailing government...

Parents all across the country will be bursting with pride as they wave their children off to school with their new uniforms, stationery and industrial safety equipment

As Rishi Sunak’s recent breach of the ministerial code seems to have gone unnoticed, I speculate on what the “prime miniature” may forget to declare next...

What to expect when the Conservatives embark on the next stage of their mission to turn the UK into a totalitarian, one-party police state

While I’m up in that little bubble universe that is Edinburgh during the Festival Fringe (Underbelly, Bristo Square every day at 4pm, thanks for asking), I’ve come up with this rather pleasing little sitcom parody. Hope it – hey! – floats your boat…

The prime minister is on a mission to win over motorists. What else does he have up his sleeve?

The owner of Twitter has taken one of the world’s most instantly recognisable brand names and replaced it with something utterly meaningless

Boris Johnson’s explanation as to why he failed to hand over his phone to the Covid inquiry is another example of how ‘forgetful’ he is...

In an attempt to deter migrants, the government’s mission is to turn the country into an unwelcoming, collapsing, dystopian hellscape. Oh, wait...

Putin’s previously ironclad reputation has sustained serious damage in recent times – how can he regain his mojo?

Does self-styled Shakesperean hero Boris Johnson’s new vocation as a Daily Mail columnist suggest misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows...?

The disgraced former PM has crawled away to lick his wounds, but he’ll already be plotting ways to inveigle his way back into the public eye...

If the government's cunning plan fails, here are some more ways to deceive the Covid inquiry

Two thirds of the Brexiters’ Bible’s readers admit that leaving the EU has gone pear-shaped – but not for the same reasons as the rest of us...

Featuring the hit show tunes Don’t Cry for Me, Richmond (Yorkshire), Suella, If I Were a Poor Man, and many more!