Satire

Here are some more imaginary policies the prime minister could scrap...

Rishi Sunak appears confident that the Conservatives will win the next election. What other bizarre circumstances does the PM envision arising?

The new defence secretary’s extraordinary adaptability means he could have even more roles to play in Sunak’s ailing government...

Parents all across the country will be bursting with pride as they wave their children off to school with their new uniforms, stationery and industrial safety equipment

As Rishi Sunak’s recent breach of the ministerial code seems to have gone unnoticed, I speculate on what the “prime miniature” may forget to declare next...

What to expect when the Conservatives embark on the next stage of their mission to turn the UK into a totalitarian, one-party police state

While I’m up in that little bubble universe that is Edinburgh during the Festival Fringe (Underbelly, Bristo Square every day at 4pm, thanks for asking), I’ve come up with this rather pleasing little sitcom parody. Hope it – hey! – floats your boat…

The prime minister is on a mission to win over motorists. What else does he have up his sleeve?

The owner of Twitter has taken one of the world’s most instantly recognisable brand names and replaced it with something utterly meaningless

Boris Johnson’s explanation as to why he failed to hand over his phone to the Covid inquiry is another example of how ‘forgetful’ he is...

In an attempt to deter migrants, the government’s mission is to turn the country into an unwelcoming, collapsing, dystopian hellscape. Oh, wait...

Putin’s previously ironclad reputation has sustained serious damage in recent times – how can he regain his mojo?

Does self-styled Shakesperean hero Boris Johnson’s new vocation as a Daily Mail columnist suggest misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows...?

The disgraced former PM has crawled away to lick his wounds, but he’ll already be plotting ways to inveigle his way back into the public eye...

If the government's cunning plan fails, here are some more ways to deceive the Covid inquiry

Two thirds of the Brexiters’ Bible’s readers admit that leaving the EU has gone pear-shaped – but not for the same reasons as the rest of us...

Featuring the hit show tunes Don’t Cry for Me, Richmond (Yorkshire), Suella, If I Were a Poor Man, and many more!

Should the dastardly progressives impose PR on the nation, the days of the Tory minority exercising unlimited power could be over... the horror

The Tories’ latest cunning plan failed miserably at the council elections, so here are some foolproof ways they could rig the next general election

Here are a few more empty ceremonies that could be held to distract the masses from the country’s ongoing elective death spiral

The anti-Starmer slur isn’t catching on. If the prime minister is stuck, there are some better insults to reach for

There are some less crass and more accurate ways for Labour to attack the government

Conservative MPs seem to have finally twigged that their gravy train is about to hit the buffers. So what else could they turn their hands to?

The Conservatives are clutching at straws. Do they think we haven't noticed?

For discredited populists, it has been the week justice hit back

If, in the future, Gary has to restrict himself to talking about football, here are some analogies it's OK for him to use

Brexiters beware, symptoms are on the rise - but never fear, here are a selection of foolproof cures for your ailments

Your favourites unite for Brexit Avengers: Infinite Culture Wars! Coming soon, whether you like it or not...

Beware, Rishi Sunak – the former PM will stop at nothing to get his old job back...

What new right wing parties can we expect to emerge in the coming years? And, who may lead them?

Meet The Wombles as you've never seen them before. (With apologies to Elisabeth Beresford...)

Come and take a walk through the sunlit uplands...